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dear tigers,
due to your lack of winning today, i'm disowning you for the offseason.
see ya next year!
love,
naomi
dear joe nathan,
drop dead.
love,
naomi
dear minnesota twins,
i hope you get yourselves whooped by the yankees.
and i don't even like the yankees.
love,
naomi
dear fredrick,
im sorry.
really, i am.
love,
naomi
dear phantom of the opera,
thank you for writing my story.
you are (one of) the sole reasons i am actually getting things done with this.
and ps,
maybe you should stop being so addicting.
it may be a problem later in my life.
love,
naomi.
dear tenth avenue north,
thank you for writing out my soul in one of your songs.
it makes me realize it.
love,
naomi
dear shannon hale,
thank you for writing.
period.
love,
naomi
dear project 365,
im sorry, i will try to be more faithful to you in the future. :\
love,
naomi
dear facebook,
shut up.
love,
naomi
dear kanye west,
you ruined a perfectly good song.
get outta here.
naomi.
dear algebra,
i cannot wait until the day i can throw you away.
which, i think, is in the very near future *evil grin*
love,
naomi
dear camera,
get me somewhere where i can shoot,
and we will be free.
love,
naomi
dear tate forcier,
thank you.
period.
love,
naomi
dear matt stafforrd,
you resemble scott baker.
or maybe its the other way around.
anyhow,
go get em lions!
love,
naomi
dear red wings,
win.
or else.
love,
naomi
dear blog reader,
i hope you found this amusing.
:)
love,
naomi
PS.
gv, no sports comments.
because then i'll go all T.O on you.
;)